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During my apprenticeship I witnessed many interesting situations. The following tales give an understanding of early intruder alarm systems, which were surprisingly crude in their operation. It also provides an insight into many rude, funny and sometimes downright dangerous situations I encountered during my formative years.


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The published works of a famous Yorkshire vet published in 1970 and televised in 1978 had a lifelong influence on me.

Driving through Yorkshire to install, service and repair security systems, I felt an affinity with him and often visited similar remote locations all over Yorkshire in all weathers to cover emergencies as and when customers required.


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I have often mused if it would be possible to write a similar fact based story about my own unique experiences within the intruder alarm industry, the unrestricted access to customers premises granted to me during my career has provided many amusing, dangerous, funny and even sexy situations not granted to most.

Tales of an apprentice intruder alarm engineer is the first book in my series and covers the period 1976 to 1980.

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About Me

Philip Wilkinson, a Yorkshireman born and raised in Headingley, Leeds, has an enduring connection to his homeland. With an apprenticeship at Chubb Alarms in 1976, he delved into the security industry and later ventured into CCTV systems with CamEra from 1982 to 1986. As a technical director and co-owner of Stocks Security Ltd., a NACOSS company, he honed his expertise. 


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After the company's sale, Philip held board positions in various UK limited companies until 2008. Presently, he serves as the Managing Director of Online Security Products Ltd. Throughout his life, he has cherished Yorkshire, from staying at remote locations during his childhood to exploring the scenic dales and villages. Inspired by a televised series about a famous Yorkshire vet, he contemplates sharing his own unique experiences in the intruder alarm industry, including amusing, dangerous, and intriguing situations. His first book, "Tales of an apprentice intruder alarm engineer," captures his apprenticeship years from 1976 to 1980.


Philip Wilkinson

I am currently the owner and Managing Director  of a security devices distribution company. Online Security Products Limited. We offer a range of parts, everything from CCTV to Door Entry, Access Control and Intruder. 

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